The breadsticks.
But… But… that’s the same exact offer except the first one says i can only have sex with bread for a day while the second says sex with bread for a lifetime…
(via musicsweatersandwhatever)
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A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.
she sed “bbz will u luv me 4evr”
he said “NO..””
da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.
boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.
she was ded.
he whispered 2 her corpse “I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever…” (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)
xxx~*…LIKE DIS IF U CRY EVRY TIME…~*xxxAGAIN AGAIN
(Source: daltonsexacademy, via scaryrockmusic-deactivated-deac)
You get a lot of dirty looks walking through Penn Station with The God Delusion in your hands. You even get people who sneer and attempt to slap the book. I can guarantee if I was walking around with a Bible or a Torah or a Koran or a Book of Mormon or the Upanishads, nobody would try to slap it…
(via thecatacombkid)
(via headedforsplitsville)
"I’m being extremely clever up here and there’s no one to stand around looking impressed! What’s the point in having you all?!"
— The Doctor (via joshishollywood)
(Source: badcgijosh)
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So I just wrote the next fifty System Of A Down songs, they should really pay me for this
- that time i was really photogenic
- why the fuck is my hair so big
- ian’s webcam has shitty quality
- i have no idea where he went
- i want s’mores
"I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy. Returning hate for hate multiplies hate, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars. Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that"
— Martin Luther King Jr. (via bluecitrusandpinkwine)
